Текст песни Владимир Асмолов - ИТД

When I read in our press,
What ITD allowed
I remembered that I was born in Odessa,
And not anywhere else!

 Once upon a young rake
About NEP my grandfather told me.
And so, after weighing all the pros and cons,
I acquired a patent.
  

I loved to invent since childhood
And he was invented by a master.
From my grandfather to me as an inheritance
The machine tool went to the workbench.

 I painted, soldered and glued,
Stuck, sawed, cut,
But having no sales market,
He did everything only for the family.
  

And then good luck came to me,
And then came my finest hour!
The car will be, there will be a summer residence
And we will have a video!
 I’m threading a needle
And knock with a hammer
I’ll set the price from the lamp -
And grab a lot of money!

 I dodged all the stress
And from duty on DND.
Come, come soon muse
Throw ideas for ITD.

   
In my ear, the muse told me:
In boiled pants your success!
But soon they were on the market -
Dress the Chinese enough for everyone!

 And no matter what I invent,
Any product - well, at least scream! -
Everything multiplied like a flock
Restless locusts!

 And even though I was born in Odessa,
And not anywhere else!
I sweated in vain, losing weight
On the lush field of ITD.

 I could not stand the competition,
Nailed his "Patent" to the wall
And I adapted it to tennis
The workbench that my grandfather bequeathed to me.

 That's how I failed
On the lush field of ITD.
He abandoned everything, put on a bandage -
And again on duty at the DND.