Текст песни Вася Обломов - 12. Идёт ЕГЭ, качается

We, the students of the Russian Federation,
no longer need to textbooks and books.
We downloaded without advertising and without registration
all the most necessary for a single click.

Thanks to the State Duma, and our ministers -
You taught us that for many years.
We - the young, we learn quickly,
we downloaded your experience and working style.

We will come to you to replace, and all spool -
that you yourself could not download:
grub from Europe, clothes from China,
money with credit cards, oil from the earth.

Vladimir Vladimirovich, this week
with your help, we passed on the "five"
exam on the Russian national idea -
to plow or to build, and only swing.

In an era when plunged into the quagmire
the economy of our great country,
There are two buttons: "Download" and "empty the trash" -
and all others are not necessary.

Vladimir Vladimirovich, can it
nothing to answer, we do not want an answer to:
we've been downloaded all your answers
over the next ten to fifteen years.

EGE - we are all equal again.
We surrender to five:
a fool, a ram, a moron,
idiot and imbecile.
The examination of the whole country -
again we are all equal.
any degenerate
will receive a certificate.