Текст песни Василий Уриевский - Я запретил своей кошке

I commanded your cat
 Writing in my shoes:
 It offends my senses
 And it stinks, of course!
 
I commanded your cat
Sleep with me in bed.
It offends my senses,
And everywhere hairline.

I commanded your cat
Beg for food in the kitchen:
It offends my senses
And the devil is in me.
 
I commanded your cat
Look at me squint:
It offends my senses
And the immensely annoying.
 
 I commanded your cat
 Loud meowing in the apartment,
 Fight the upholstery of the sofa,
 Jumps on the window sill,
 Rustling in the corridor of the package,
 Climb to the cabinet for a box,
 Sniff people and objects,
 Sitting on the railing of the balcony,
 All is not covered in the mind
 Lick the feet and between,
 Bury invisible Earth
 Visible poop on the floor,
 Pose for a photo on a cell phone,
 Scratch hissing and biting,
 Being overly nyashnye -
 It offends my senses.

But the cat is a cat
The problem remains the same
And to solve the problem
It should be just a little bit -
It is necessary to ban all cat
 
It is necessary to ban all cat
 
It is necessary to ban all cat
    
Entirely.