Текст песни Василий К. - Туалетный мент

Hi, I'm dressing cop,
Dressing cop I greetings
I carry their service in these bushes,
aaa I see your hands stretch in the groin ... So the time has come to me to do my duty.
I step out of the bush - "-You have transgressed the threshold ..."
Yeah, so, so you unbuttoned his pants, it is a proof of your guilt, you know the law, and do not argue, but then ... "How much? Well let's take a hundred!
I see you even sit down together? Uh well, then, it will be two hundred
I'm not going to whine and hungry mole family salary, and it makes no sense to look for who and what is here right now to blame, the fact is someone here have a microphone, .. And I have it - so wished LAW
This world is sartir, and you have nothing to surprise me, and you are not at home in it so I have to pay!
dressing cop, looks out of the bush, he needs a signature of the King and the Fool
-No Bazaar sergeant, is happiness in money? An hour later, exactly here, in these most-bush ..