Текст песни В.Ж.О.П.У. - Сёма руки-полторашки

I have a friend Kostyan,
Ass on the mountain sitting.

Syoma likes to drink beer,
Syoma loves women to fuck.
There is only one problem -
No money, fuck your mother!
I would lend them to him,
He would have a good life.
There is only one problem -
I have a whalebone!

UUUUUUUUUUS !!! SUS!
Syomaaaaaaa !!!!!

Syoma hands and a half.
Syoma hands and a half.
Syoma hands and a half.
On the guitar he plays all kinds of stupid things.

And Syoma has
Everest-sized cock!
I saw him yesterday -
I almost fell off the chair.

And not because it's scary
He just hit me in the eye.

That would fuck him
Earn a living,
Would lease, so to speak,
You could drink beer.

And then a dick in business
No money, Allah broads.

Syoma hands and a half.
Syoma hands and a half.
Syoma hands and a half.
On the beat, he plays all kinds of guitars.