[Vriska:]
*laughs*
Aww, he's going to sing me a song
How cute
[Karkat:]
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, and she'll never come late
She'd never bother with the people she hates
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
[Vriska:]
*spits drink, coughs*
Wh-what!?
She doesn't like crap games with the barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, but it's ok'
She hates California, it's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp!
[Vriska:]
*gasp* Well, I never!
I am NOT a tramp!
You know what--hold my purse--I am going up there!
I have a bone to pick with Mr. Karkat Vantas!
Hmph! Rrgh...!
Let me through!
Do you know who I am!?
[Karkat:]
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
She likes the theater, and she'll never be late
I don't usually bother with the people I hate
That's how I got stuck here with this tramp!
She doesn't like crap games, not with barons or earls
She's too 'delicate' for Harlem, and she dresses in ermine and pearls--WHO DOES THAT!?
She won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls (within ear-shot)
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
She likes the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without a care
She's broke, and that's ok'
Hates California, it's too cold and too damp
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady is a tramp!
[Vriska:]
Stop the music!
I said stop it!
Mr. Vantas! I am speechless...
Oh, I just... *gasp*
I've never in my entire life been so...
So...
Impressed~!
Not bad, kid.
