I Adamantly attack the alphabet
With an Anecdotal Algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderall Addicted Anaconda or an Alcoholic or an Asshole
Like a A-Rod no Anabolic(s) But I Brutally and Beautifully Butcher the Bangin Beat
Brushin Bubbly allover your booby and Botty Beef Cuz I'm a Carpentar I Come Carvin your Carcass leaving all these Carp-fish Crushed on the Carpet Crumblin Chron in Colorado with my Cal Cronies I'm Crammin it full of Condiments like it's a Calzone
Delicious! I Didn't drive and drink whether Diamonds or Dimes man I'm Divin Deep like an Electric Eel I'm Elegantly Eloquent and Every cent I've ever Earned just Entered me in the Election
I got Eleven brains like an Enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis of the Erection A FREAK
I'm fighting with a Flatfooted Felon
Five Falcons just Flew to a Fountain and Fell in
Googlin Googly-eyed Girls to Get inside Golly Gee from GlasGow to Guetemalas Gentrified a Hippopatamus is High on Heroin He Heckles me and hires Haitian Hank to Hand his Hoe a Hysterectomy in Hateful Hieroglyph I Hurl-Out Hyperboli Hubris
a Hang with Hipster Helen that's the Hooker with the Huge hips
I'm Ill I'm Icarus I Ignite Idiots in Idioms and Issues
Jumpy Jargon I Joust like Jacare Jivin
Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu Killin'em like a Kid got a kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanzaa Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin rich like a Klingon that be Kickin it at the Kremlin but
I'm Kickin through your door Call me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal Literally Litter a Little Limerick that be litter than a Leprechaun aMenace that'll Manifest the Meloncholy Mayhem Makin a Metamorphosis until i'm Mechanized like Megatron
Nick Nolte a Nerdy Native of Nebraska needs a Neon Ninja and a Nectarine from NASA
Ominously I mean it's Obvious you see and Orthodonist Oozin Out Oodles of Onomatopoeias
Oswalt Patton Pickin a Pocket Pluckin a Patent
I Pickle purple Poop in Patron for Pure Paisson
I gotta Question gotta Quiz ya
Let's step on the Gas and go Quicker
Really gettin ready for the Revolution Reeled a Rotten Rhythm Ring around the Russian Ronda Rousey resort serve a simple sentiment a Smile that's Smokin like a Sheet of Sudafed I'm Swiftly swimmin like a Seahorse Titties on Attila tell a Teller
That'll Toe Tag Terminator Gun inside a Turtle Tattered Tote Bag
Thugs
are Un-American Unattractive and Unwanted as an Ugly pair of Ugg's
Vlvid and Vivaciously Venomous With the Wicked Wombats only walkin where Woman is
Getting Xenophobic at the Xanadu XO XO
Yipy kai Yay Yours truly Mac Yes Yo
