Rubber lover
We’re meant for one another
We can rub
Rub against each other
Rubber lover
Make me shiver and shudder
When you rub against me baby
I start to stutter
Rubber lover
Under my covers
Hide you from my friends
I hide you from my mother
Rub rubber lover
Come and rub me with butter
When we’re together
Wearing rubber gloves and leather
Rubber lover
Rubber lover
I found you in the gutter
Took you to my room
Now you’re part of the clutter
Rubber lover
Gonna throw you in the tub
Cover you with lather
And give you a scrub
Blub blub
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Rubber lover
I’m in a rut rubber lover
Rubber lover
You’re such a slut rubber lover
When I’m tired of you
I try to throw you away
But you only bounce back
Bounce back into shape
You are expandable
You are expendable
Rubber lover