Lyrics:
I've seen all the wonders of the world
Through pixels stacked upon my TV screen
The Titus colosseum found in Rome
In my back pocket has made it's new home
The golden gate bridge is a postcard
Shoved inside my dresser drawer
Stonehenge is a classic wallpaper
Jerusalem's become a bit of a bore
The pyramids are in all the movies
The Taj Mahal is on my Facebook wall
Victoria's just another waterfall
The Great Wall is too far of a walk
But if you want to see the world, dear
I'd do anything for you
The Empire State can't compare, dear
To the heights you take me to
So until we make our home in the Catacombs
And sail through the Panama Canal
The Mayan ruins will determine when our judgement comes
We'll be safe in Cairo Citadel
Before our bones fall to the stones like Colossus of Rhodes
And the Sphynx melts into the sand
We'll hang our photos on the walls as we travel abroad
And hold the Leaning Tower inside our hands
But if you want to see the world, dear
I'd do everything for you
Of all the wonders of the world, dear
Nothing will ever be like you.