Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks for the whiskey
Thanks for the beers
Thanks for the heartache
Thanks for the tears
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks for the marijuana
And the hashish too
And every other thing
I ever smoked with you
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thankyou very much
Thanks for the acid
And the ecstasy
And the methamphetamine, hoowhee!!!
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks for the heroin
And the cocaine too
And the epidural sure got me and her through
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks