Текст песни Barney Stinson - Cristmas songs

Jingle Bells :
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Pulling down her pants,
yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe,
I'll make your sister moan !
Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way

We Wish You A Merry Christmas :
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I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
and down on all fours ... *outch*

The Dreidl Song :
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Ted has a little sister,
gets hotter every day,
And if I ever meet her,
with her boobies I will play !
Everybody! Sister, sister, sister...
What? I can celebrate Hannukah too...