Leaves are quickly turning Scottish Green
On the links we're burning Scottish Green
With one whiff we had ya, Scottish Green
This is the dog's nadgers, Scottish Green
We don't care what anyone might think
We've got something better than a drink
When whisky wants replacement, Scottish Green
We're sneaking to the basement, Scottish Green
This was once rare tonic, Scottish Green
We're now hydroponic, Scottish Green
We don't care what anyone might say
We've done our work, now it's time to play
Hey, hey, time to play
Northern lights are glowing Scottish Green
All night long we're growing Scottish Green
Aurora Borealis, Scottish Green
All we need right now is Scottish Green
Scottish Green
Scottish Green
Scottish Green
Scottish Green
Ya got any?