1.There were a dozen virgins
Fresians Thanes and Franks
We took them for some pickn'
But all we got were wanks.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.
2.The prettiest of the virgins
She was so fair and sweet.
I told her I'd a organ
For where to spread my seeed.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.
3.The oldest of the virgins
She was a vandal lass.
I showed her my mighty weapon
And she showed me her ass.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.
4.The fattest of the virgins
We took her for a whore.
I gave her all me codpiece
She still wanted more.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.
5.Her sister was from Norway
She cost me 20 groats.
She showed there was more ways
Then oneto show me oats.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.
6.Her mother was from Iceland
And she was very hot.
It took a whole damn iceberg
To cool her burning twat.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.
