It started off as just kissing
Now it's a lot of sweat and a mess of limbs
We didn't wait for a bell to ring
We're unprofessional wrestling
Watch out for stray mattress springs
That carpet burn its going to sting
I can wear a leotard if that's your thing
We're unprofessional wrestling
I don't even try to stop
What looks like a figure four leg lock
I don't really care who wins
We're unprofessional wrestling
I don't think
I know what to do
We're both still
Learning how to do these move
I don't think
you know what to do
We're both still learning
how to do these moves
We didn't remove, our rings so
Trousers rip and a bra strap pings
They'll be grazing on my shins
We're unprofessional wrestling
I don't know if I can cope
With you jumping from the top rope
You've already pulled my hamstring
Unprofessional wrestling
I don't want you to put anybody else in
A full suplex half nelson
123 I'll let you pin me (7X)
123
I cant wait to see what you do
As your finishing move
My ears are still ringing from Unprofessional Wrestling