Well the sun's going down and we're drunk again
We stumble on the train with a case in hand
Police won't stop us, they never have
There'll be many more beers and a place to crash
In between the cars of a speeding train
Trying to take a piss on the undercar chain
Passengers pass with fear on their face
Without even trying we're a public disgrace
Chorus:
Disorderly conduct-We're guilty as charged!
Disorderly conduct-'Cos now we went to far!
Disorderly conduct-Thirty drunk Oi! Skinheads!
Disorderly conduct-Locked up before the night's begun!
Well the subway slows and we're ready to run
Gotta make it to the party before the alcohol's gone
Philly Bootboys are gonna see some action
Conquering the city like General Patton
Crashing through the crowd and they're forced to flee
Everything's a blur and I can't see straight
Someone said the enemy was in sight
Looks like the party's over 'cos its time to fight
Well a couple more blocks 'til the battleground
But what are those lights and what's that sound?
Trapped like rats and the cops are coming
Gotta get away gotta keep on running
I'm up against with the car with the cuffs on tight
They threw me in the van and they took my knife
Sign on the line and pay the fine
Gotta get some more beer to forget this night