Politics and foreign wars
All the weather, all the scores
That’s the World News Polka.
If you’re an insomniac
And a good night’s sleep you lack
Do the World News Polka.
It’s late at night, you’re wide awake,
And you’re not wearing pants.
So grab your World News Now mug
And everybody dance!
Have some fun, be a pal,
Every anchor guy and gal
Do the World News Polka!
(Instrumental)
That’s the World News Polka.
(Instrumental)
That’s the World News Polka.
Who care what the bosses think,
They’re all a goofy crew.
And if your neighbors call the cops
Here’s all you have to do:
When they yell, “It’s half past three!”
Tell ‘em, “Hey, it’s news to me!”
That’s the World News Polka.
If you’re up this late
You must be headed for the john.
But hold it one more minute
While we get our polka on!
You’ll know that the weekend’s near
When this little tune you hear
It’s the World News Polka.
Do the World News Polka.