Spiderman Spiderman
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Plays some games with a grudge
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
Look out here comes some shitty games
Alcohol is his power source
Takes a piss like a drunken horse
Climbs the wall then he falls
This game sucks his Spiderballs
Oh no, he's playing the shitty games
When he plays his games
He feels so ashamed
He shoots webs from his wrist
But now Spidermans fucking... pissed...
Angry Nerd Angry Nerd
Rather suck on a frozen turd
Or eat some crap from a moose
Gonna chug down some poopy juice
These games, are such a great big fuck up
They make you wanna throw up all over... Spider...Man.....