All ponies have to please the eye - Selectia decreed
We cannot allow one mare to taint our noble breed
And so we travel cross the land in search of Ditzy Doo
And when we have her, we will gouge her eyes out with a spoon
All ponies must be perfect
All ponies must be pure
All ponies must conform within the herd
Equestria your erstwhile daughter must be made to pay
Poniville, your citizen, she of the broken gaze
All ponies must be perfect. Not ableist or fat.
No pony shall offend you, yes we shall see to that
All ponies must be perfect
All ponies be the same
This derpy little mailmare is a stain
That we shall wash away.
All ponies must be perfect
All ponies must be pure
All ponies must conform within the herd, yes we shall see to that
