Текст песни All Love Chicks - Когда летел в Таиланд

I flew to Thailand last week
and that evening took a whore in a local brothel
but no one told me about that lucky reason
that under the skirt can I find a man's sexual organ

I didn't know that everything would be like this
(when flying to Thailand)
this is completely my cant
(when flying to Thailand)
I couldn't even imagine
(when flying to Thailand)
that a transvestite will be waiting for me there
(when I flew to Tailaand)

And 3 days after that incident
I decided to meet an intelligent girl
But in the morning I woke up with her in the same bed
and saw that the eggs were hanging between her legs

I didn't know that everything would be like this
(when flying to Thailand)
this is completely my cant
(when flying to Thailand)
I couldn't even imagine
(when flying to Thailand)
that a transvestite will be waiting for me there
(when I flew to Tailaand)