Children
Santa?
GRINCH
Oh!
Sorry!
But that’s not me
You see I’m just here
To steal your Christmas tree
There’s a light right here
That’s not turning on
Oh screw this!
Drop the beat Max
So I can sing these kids a song
I’m the Grinch
Can’t you tell?
You stupid little kids
Take a shower cause you smell
Move one inch
Or try to yell
I’ll tie you up with tinsel
And I’ll throw you down a well
You think you got rid of me
With your joy and singing
But let me tell you Whoville
This is just the beginning
I’m about to ruin Christmas
For the whole entire planet
Better back up Justin Bieber
I’ve got the mic now
So can it!
I loathe this holiday
With every single bone
So take your twinkly bells
And just leave me alone
The taste of peppermint makes me queasy
It stinks worse than rotten cheesy
Now exsqueeze me
While I sneezy
Trying to fix your Christmas treezy
I’m the Grinch
And I’m here to destroy
Your precious little Christmas
So you can run and tell that homeboy
I’m the Grinch
And I hate to rhyme
But this beats real facts
So I’ll make an exception this time
Shay Carl
Ho ho hold up!
What’s going on here?
Santa in the house
So you’ve got nothing to fear
It’s the same as last year
Trying to ruin Christmas cheer
You stupid green Grinch
I’m about to kick you in the rear
Gather my things
I’m gonna fix this once and for all
It looks like homie’s heart
Grew two sizes too small
Christmas is about happiness
Not about being a grump
So just lay down Grinch
Let me give you a jump
GRINCH
What did you do to me?
I’m feeling
‘tis the season
To be jolly
Fa la la la la
La la la la
I love you
I love you
You silly bearded fat man
Here’s some cookies and some milk
Oh and let me give you a hand
There’s many presents to give
On a night such as tonight
Oh and before I forget
I’ll fix your Christmas tree light
This is for you
And this is for you
Merry Christmas to all!
Children
Bless you!
