In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom
Whose sidewalks you can eat
And everyone who lives in there
Is made of something sweet
There are many candy people
Far too many for to name
But if you care to take a dare
We'll try it just the same
Mr. Cupcake and Starchy
Are strong as they can be
Pineapple Guy and Peppermint Butler
Have musicality
About that Peppermint Butler
A peculiar type of guy
And once a drop of [[Instant bath serum|spicy serum]
Fell into his eye
Cinnamon Bun is a lot of fun
When he's not falling down
Chocoberry and Chet
Have icing on their crowns
Doctors Ice Cream and Donut
Will fix you up real well
There's even a Nurse Poundcake
To keep you feelin' swell
Dr. Dextrose showed up once
At the Science Barbecue
Made a speech then grumbled something
And off again he flew
Earl of Lemongrab can be a crab
He rides a Sour Horse
There's Taffy Girl and Candy Bar Guy
And Manfried, of course
Colonel Candy Corn and Mr. Candy Cane
Are not the best seat mates
Lollipop Girl and Ice Cream Guy
Were once seen on a date
Marshmallow Kids, Banana Guards
Jelly Horse and Gelatin Man
Gumdrop Lasses and Ice Cream Lady
Royal Tart Toter... (Eat my tarts?)
Royal Tart Toter (Hello?) Green Gumdrop Dude
And a Grape Popsicle Guy...
In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom
Whose song is now complete
Except for one more Candy Person
Who really can't be beat
Her best friend is a Rainicorn
She rides a royal swan
Ruling with a chewy fist
It's Princess Bubblegum
In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom
In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom