SEE I HAVE TO WRITE THIS ESSAY
THAT THE TEACHER GAVE LAST WEEK
AND IT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING
TWENTY PAGES, ALL IN GREEK
NAH BUT FIRST I'LL CHECK MY TUMBLR
FACEBOOK, TWITTER, CALL MY MOM
THEN JUST ONE MORE, ONE MORE PAGE
ON I WASTE SO MUCH TIME DOT COM
I'M PROCRASTINATING
ALL DAY I SIT HERE, WAITING
FOR JUST THE PERFECT MOMENT TO BEGIN
WE'RE PROCRASTINATING
WHY WORK, I COULD BE GAMING
AGREED! PROCRASTINATION FOR THE WIN!
I HAVE TO START THIS DIET
CAUSE MY PROM'S A WEEK AWAY
SO I'M ONLY EATING VEGGIES
AND I'M STARTING THAT TODAY
BUT I'M GETTING REALLY HUNGRY
AND THOSE COOKIES LOOK SUBLIME
FINE, I'LL HAVE JUST ONE OR TWO OR TEN
WHY NOT ITS NOT A CRIME
WE'RE PROCRASTINATING
NO BETTER WAY THAN EATING
CAUSE NOTHING ELSE COULD POSSIBLY
COMPARE
I'M PROCRASTINATING
IT'S REALLY FASCINATING
I KNOW THERE'S WORK TO DO
BUT I DON'T CARE
I SHOULD PROBABLY DO MY LAUNDRY
I SHOULD PROBABLY FEED THE CAT
BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE PLAYING HALO
YOLO! HEADSHOT! MMH TAKE THAT!
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL A DOCTOR
NEVERMIND IT'S JUST A SCRATCH
BUT YOUR ARM'S GONE! IT'S A FLESH WOUND!
NOW COME ON LET'S PLAY SOME CATCH
I HAVE ORGANIZED MY DESK TOP
NOW I'M ALL SET UP TO WORK
WAIT THAT PICTURE'S KINDA CROOKED
AND IT'S DRIVING ME BESERK
NOW I MIGHT AS WELL JUST COLOR CODE
MY PENCILS ONE BY ONE
AND MY PAPERS AND MY FILES
I CAN'T WORK UNTIL IT'S DONE
WE'RE PROCRASTINATING
ALL DAY I SIT HERE WAITING
FOR JUST THE PERFECT MOMENT TO BEGIN
WE'RE PROCRAS...
Wait, you're procrastinating too right now...!!!
YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE WATCHING
I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE GOT THINGS DUE LONG AGO
YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING
PLEASE LEAVE A THUMBS UP RATING
GO DO YOU WORK....
TOMORROW!!
