Kristina
There was a time when I made fun of Glee
When I was a cheerio and thought they were all dweebs
But then I let that cute guy Puck get in my pants
Cheerleaders can't be pregnant
But I can sing and dance
Luke
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
Or stay after school with Mr. Shu
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
The place to be is with coach Sue
Kristina
Cool kids can sing
Cool kids can sing
In Glee I feel I've found my place
Luke
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
Or stay after school with Mr. Shu
Kristina
Cool kids can sing
Cool kids can sing
Even if it means a slushy in my face.
A slushy in my...
FAAAAAACE.
FAAAAAACE.
A slushy in my
FAAAAAACE,
A slushy in my face.
AHHHHH, OHHHHH
Luke
Now you've won sectionals but, it doesn't mean a thing
You're still lowest on the totem pole and everyone hates Glee
And we are still going to vandalize your face
When we get our yearbooks, 'cause Glee is a disgrace
Luke
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
Or stay after school with Mr. Shu
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
The place to be is with coach Sue
Kristina
Cool kids can sing
Cool kids can sing
In Glee I feel I've found my place
Luke
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
Or stay after school with Mr. Shu
Kristina
Cool kids can sing
Cool kids can sing
Even if it means a slushy in my face.
FAAAAAACE.
FAAAAAACE.
A slushy in my
FAAAAAACE,
A slushy in my face.
AHHHHH, OHHHHH
Luke
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
Or stay after school with Mr. Shu
Cool kids don't sing
Cool kids don't sing
The place to be is with coach Sue
Kristina
Cool kids can sing
Cool kids can sing
In Glee I feel I've found my place
Luke
Maybe you can
Can really sing
But that doesn't mean that you are cool
Kristina
Cool kids can sing
Cool kids can sing
Even if it means a slushy in my face.
Kristina
I can sing
I love to sing
But I will still be a teen mom.