Текст песни Эльдар Джарахов - Поезд хайпа

Straight away: all other rappers are nothing!
Forget the word jacket, there is only a hoodie and a sweatshirt.
Straighten your arm when you dab
Hate bloggers who rap.
And then it’s incomprehensible jabbering, read monotonously and quickly!
Cockroach, drum, Karabas-Barabas - there seems to be no need for any sense!
Or do a flow that a third won't understand, yow
the main thing is not to forget about interjections, like YEEEEE or TRRRRYA, like KEY-KEY-KEY or YAK-YAK-YAK.
If you can say these words AS-I,
You can no longer open your mouth TOG-YES, plus:
As soon as you start to rap, immediately shout that you have success
And when you can really get upstairs, read, they say, where you were all when I was nobody.
It takes a battle to show how great you are
Use Twitter to spark conflict.
And now, a bald obstetrician comes out of the ward, they say, congratulations, guys, you will have a battle!
I told you everything I know myself!
Now is the last exam to understand what you have achieved ..
- No, Eldar, I'm the best rapper on the planet!
Congratulations, you are ready my student!