Текст песни Шоу ''Уральские пельмени'' - Федора

-In the village, under the Ayat station,
There lived a mother who loved to give birth.

-Fyodor!

- She will not have time to give birth to one,
As the stomach begins to protrude.

-Pull out!

-First eight it hurt her to give birth,
And then I stopped noticing.
The eldest is 40 years older than the younger.
The youngest is 40 years younger than the eldest.

-Logic

- The children stopped getting into the hut.
From all the cracks the kids stick out!
A terrible scream is heard from Fedor’s court:
That children broke an old fence.

-A-ah-ah-accident!

- The river of kids in the fields!
People were drawn to the river here and there.
Who will scoop up a boy with a bucket,
And who will pick up a couple of ravings.

-Poachers!

-And Fedora gives birth all day and night:
In the morning of the son, at noon twins, at night the daughter.
The names have already gone to the fifth round,
And Gennadiev in general 15 pieces.

-Many gene!

-But lately Fedor has not given birth,
And he sits and sheds bitter tears.
She was told that this work was in vain:
For the second only give money!

-Carefully read the laws, women!