Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it?
Got an appetite? Grab a couple slices
Mom and dad lied when they told you I was lifeless
What's this, someone in the main office?
Hanging out after hours, how obnoxious
Watching us on his monitor, preposterous
Time to wake the others now we'll show him who the boss is
Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper
When i see a face like yours I remember
Make it through the night, and I bet they'll give you tenure
Then you can be part of Freddy's family forever!
Most us got a major upgrade
So I hope you don't hate stayin' up late
It you're scared, give your resume an update
Cuz unless you quit you'll still be making minimum wage