Текст песни Брендон Стоун и Сати Казанова ft Михаил Задорнов - Интернетушка

Once my grandfather
Said to my forehead:
"Since you are a homebody,
Here's your laptop!

I saved up for it for 7 years ...
I connected wi-fi.
Since there are no guys in the village,
Look for the groom online! "

I began to walk on the net,
She took a fashionable nickname.
Someone started sending emoticons,
Someone "How dI-Ila?"

Director with a beard
Offered me a role
Called ugly
Smiling troll.

Chorus:
Sixth cup of tea
I drink at the monitor
Meeting the dawn again
Looking for my love.

Oh, my grief -
Tyrnetushka-internet!
The sea writes to me guys
And still there is no groom!

Gave a bouquet every day
Virtual roses
I have some kind of small school -
It's a pity, but not mature enough.

Invited another to real,
Met him.
Brad Pitt sent pictures,
And Mr. Bean appeared ...

Day and night businessman
Laiki gave me
Well I put in place
Like his wife.

Sevushka was the sweetest
Press cubes.
It's a pity, not only to girls
He had an interest ...

Seventh cup of tea
I drink at the monitor
Meeting the dawn again
Looking for my love.

Oh, my grief -
Tyrnetushka-internet
The sea writes to me guys
And still there is no groom ...

The Spaniard climbed into my soul,
He called me to Madrid.
On my chest is a dense forest,
Southern flavor.

A shock was waiting for me in real life,
Pedro lied to me:
It turned out he was Ashot,
Yes, and an illegal ...

I only see cons
From love on the net
Brothers-anonymous
We are not on our way.

I will leave the outskirts -
Though barking out of anger:
Who should I meet
If everyone's gone online?

Eighth cup of tea
I drink at the monitor
Meeting the dawn again,
Looking for my love.

Oh, my grief -
Tyrnetushka-internet
The sea writes to me guys
And still there is no groom .....