Текст песни Брайн Мапс - Как написать ЕГЭ

Tired of shitty Unified State Exam and GIA !?
Do you want to do nothing and not write in two?
Want to bring a phone for the exam?
Or do you want to wear a bra and hide all the brackets in it?
Maybe you want to know the exact answer?
How to pass exams?
Write off no?
Right now I will answer all the questions, follow them and you can write off the exam without questions!

If mom makes you do and write homework,
Then write off everything from the GDZ while she is ironing her shirt!
And if the teacher suddenly sets you on fire,
Then hit her in the face and she will put you 5.
If the tutor doesn’t explain,
Says you're dumb and obscene
Then take a laxative, and pour it into her coffee.
5 minutes pass and you are already free!

Spurs need to be riveted faster
So you couldn’t lay the exam,
Do the spurs
Do the spurs
Do the spurs
Do the spurs
Spurs, spurs, spurs!
Spurs quickly rivet!

Use the trick, but look - do not impose!
Do not try to learn something, this is not our option,
After all, you and I are dodgers!

I’ll climb into the director’s office at night,
And I will steal the answers to the tickets there.
I don’t want to learn.
Hello fiery teachers.
Now I have the answers to the exams.

That's all the advice - now you're on the exam!
Use everything wisely
And preferably bezpaleva.
But if the evil prepads notice you all the same,
Then after exams hit her in the temple
And bury it in the backyard.
And when you come home -
There will be a kindly wait for the shell and the prosecutor.
They will bind you
And you will sit in a colony.
Sucker!