Текст песни Беломорс - Аэрофобия

I'm not a coward in life
But I'm afraid to fly:
Planes are falling often now!
Suddenly the motor will explode ...
The pilot will be drunk ...
And the navigator suddenly has a stroke!

Migratory cormorant,
Or a silly penguin
Or a flock of siskins will fly into our turbine!
Will not open suddenly
In an airplane chassis,
And the wings will fall off, and the hatch will fall out ...

A! A! A! Aerophobia!
A! A! A! Aerophobia!
A! A! A! Aerophobia!
I have aerophobia!

True Taliban
With a hole punch in hand
Suddenly he will order the pilots to fly to Kandahar ...
Or brothers-khokhols
They'll shoot us down with a rocket
With a terrible hole in the side we will crash into the ocean!

Or Boeing is crazy
We will meet on the way
And the careless dispatcher will give a stupid order ...
The steering wheel will not work
And the radar will fail
In turbulence, the tail will twist in a corkscrew ...

A! A! A! Aerophobia!
A! A! A! Aerophobia!
A! A! A! Aerophobia!
I have aerophobia!

But the time comes -
Vacation and heat
All the same, we will have to fly somewhere.
In case of such
God Given "Duty Free"
We will take there "zero-seven" and all together we will shit on

Na-ah. Aerophobia!
Na-ah. Aerophobia!
Na-ah. Aerophobia!
Na-ah. Aerophobia!