Текст песни Уральские Пельмени - Отпускники

From Cuba and to Malay
Tourists speak standard phrases.
If knowledge is not great in English,
Say as all vacation reporters

"NO SPICY, NO ICE. How Much? Well, there is a blue, ept!
Yes, From Russia. No Moscow. Ural. Ural Mountains. OK, MOSCOW.
Discount, OK? Discount, OK? Okeeeyy "

From Cuba and to Malay
Tourists speak standard phrases.
Where do not look Russian risms everywhere,
And the conversations are all of them a little similar

"Look, what cool swans from the towels are made. Make me with them.
Lord, what are the cats scary ...
No, no need to clean the cleaning, I still do not need to be removed, I still,
Do you have a menu with pictures?
Come on, we will lose weight at home ... "

From Cuba and to Malay
Tourists speak standard phrases,
But if you do not understand local,
Reinforce English wide gestures

"NO SPICY! NO SPICY !! NO SPICY !!!
NO ICE! NO ICE !! NO ICE !!!
How Much? How Much?! How Much? !! "