Текст песни Уральские Пельмени - Новогодняя еда

New Year Food Song
I'm an ordinary herring under a fur coat
I eat everything, and of course with vodka
After all, you can only combine with vodka
Carrots, mayonnaise, beetroot and herring
I am a cake I bought in the store
And forget about me all night ...
But I am the first morning ... Zayd beautiful ...
Can and a tea and ... Can with beer ...
And I have my champagne cork scare
In which women talk spoon
Like Tipo GAZ cars in tip knocks
Although everyone understands about the GAZ cars
And we have dumplings on the board standing
On holiday with the window staring bolkona
We are here to sixth prozivaem
On skis, sleds with holiday meeting
We saw how quitting smoking
As Aunt Lyuba stuffed nose
As a boy kissing boy
And the mystery of his will carry out in boiling water
Chorus:
A Christmas meal in the form of songs always
Do not ever disappears Christmas meal (2)
I nastoechka father-creation
In other words, with an alcohol jam
I insisted all he offers
But not all live chimes
I triangle sliced ​​bread
After all, New Year's Eve and not just dinner
I stood on the sideboard, on a stool,
On the TV and banquette
It was on the floor, on the back of the sofa
I am standing on tremonocheh years bayan
Even on the vacuum cleaner Ural
Only on the table was never
I'm hot I exist!
Usually I cook the empty!
But only those will survive me ...
Those who do not drink nalivochku-law
Chorus:
I'm a creative salad with dried apricots
With walnuts and ham
Honey and cheese, and jam on the bottom
But learning May all take part, Olivier!
I Mayonnaise-king of all banquets
I was in the refrigerator 20 packets
Food Savior say about me
Fixed I even here this salad
And we have prepared three buckets
Stop fine until the morning we
And in a refrigerator loaded us in a place ...
Eat-in-law only nalivochku
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