Текст песни Уральские Пельмени - Киномеханик, писарь и хлеборез

2nd August of any year
Blue berets go among the people.
Melons are taken away, other melons are beaten,
They bathe in fountains and eat vodka.
"Airborne Forces" tattoo, flag of nine,
Fear and regret in the eyes of onlookers.
But, I did not run with a gun at the ready,
And I was a bread slicer in slippers in the kitchen.
Winged guard, winged infantry,
Whoever did not really serve, he wants to lie.

Keeping track of the battlefield is so hard
When the tank tee-ninety is under you.
It's so hot in a tank attack
And the regimental clerk is so, nothing ...
Separate battalion, tank company,
then he sat in the headquarters, he wants to lie.

Ten points storm, port side is broken
In the engine room the minder is on fire.
The destroyer crew thought: that's it! kapets!
This is how I played the film on Wednesdays.
I'm a projectionist from the Northern Fleet,
Whoever has been in the recreation center, he wants to lie.

We will reveal a secret for all people:
Who is drunk on such a holiday?
Who got into the fountain the fastest?
Projectionist, clerk and bread cutter!