Текст песни Тимур Планета - Инструкция для тех, кто хочет стать собакой

I somehow depressed at home
And I understood - urgently need to change something!
And I thought and decided
Answer in the internet to search.

I open the Google page,
I'm a little hot from the excitement.
I collect all the power in the letters.
Okay, Google, how can I become a dog?

It is necessary necessary to sniff brother.
Straight to stop your nose.
Need to be pussy,
How happy, cool dog.

I'm fascinating in my computer
And all the advice I copy immediately.
You will be like a leather bag tomorrow,
And I will be a steep dog.

It is necessary, you need to haw Padal,
Eat shit dog and manure.
Need to be pussy,
How happy, cool dog.

Needed to bark in the hut,
If the neighbor is trash understood.
Need to be pussy,
How happy, cool dog.