Текст песни Темнов - Дядя Вася жарит в темноте

Have trouble at times -
Uncle Vasya once the lights went out.
Went out in the apartment Uncle Vasya light -
It's been four days, and there is no light.

And Uncle Vasya fries in the dark
And in its childlike simplicity
Ringing in rayzhilkontoru:
"Send me a lineman -
Since it is difficult to fry in the dark! "
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Built supersonic aircraft,
Vysotsky "Brooklyn College" sings
Multicolor became our TV screen,
Lit the lights over the Nile to Aswan.

Uncle Vasya fries in the dark
And in its childlike simplicity
Ringing in rayzhilkontoru:
"Send me a lineman -
Since it is difficult to fry in the dark! "
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Outside the windows sparkling casino
Neighbor bought "Tayota" and "Reno"
Hospitals put new heart,
Cloned sheep new!

Uncle Vasya fries in the dark ...
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It has long been on Mars apple blossom,
On pole trolley go
Preschooler builds -sinhrofazotron,
And all conflicts resolved in the UN!

Uncle Vasya fries in the dark
And the simplicity of his soul
Ringing in rayzhilkontoru:
"Send me a lineman -
Since it is difficult to fry in the dark! "
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Fitter for many years waiting for the family,
But here there was a laugh: "Here I am!"
On the roof, he climbed up to look for the defect
Took the money on a bottle and has disappeared.

And Uncle Vasya fries in the dark
And the simplicity of his soul
Ringing in rayzhilkontoru:
"Send me a lineman -
Can not see what I fry in the dark! "
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