Текст песни Сыендук feat. Катя Клэп, Поперечный, Кшиштовский - Дисс на обновления

[Verse: Sonny]
Time won't go back but I hate updates so much
That the F5 button was ripped from the keyboard!
No stability - I'm sorry for these guys
Of the habits they have only the habit of getting used to!
They need once every nine years
Everybody renews forever!
Like "I'll put Windows 10!"
Enough, mister baby!

[Verse: Katya Clap]
So, look, Darwinist:
I have Windows 95 -
Your Windows has frozen ninety-five times!
"Evolution, progress" is nonsense;
This is a school friend:
Old for that and old to be better than the new two!
Does the screen spoil your eyesight? Well and good
But I see no reason to update!
And without our computers a pun would not be born:
Whoever remembers the old will have an eye out!

[Verse: Kshishtovsky]
So stop!
Everyone walks, pulls dumbbells in the gym - they need-need-need more!
And I pumped up my hands hundreds of cassettes rewinding with a pencil!
They are not ready for important decisions - I am prepared and tempered
After all, life taught me a long time to choose - a modem or a telephone!
The monitor is curved - I am a connoisseur of tradition
Your flat screens - there's nothing to grab onto
I don't like banging on rocks - I feel a wave
And we will look at the boards in the coffin

[Verse: Cross]
Pixels can't be counted - it's like I'm back in math
All around you can only hear that conversations and graphics
I constantly confuse where is life and where is the game:
I am ridiculously hitting passers-by, forgetting that I am not in GTA!
My Windows is about nine times ahead of your Windows
You won't have time for breakfast by refreshing the page
They scream about the floppy disk - they say it's too small
But I know that it is three letters larger than the disk!

[Verse: Sonny]
A shocking type is walking towards
So many lotions - how he drags them
Smartphone, tablet, smart watch
I look and think - well, gadgets!
Newfangled smartphones have infused this life
Movies scared us with machine uprising
And there seems to be no reason for fear
But the whole world laid bricks at the same time!

[Verse: Kshishtovsky]
Router is a soulless box
I hardly need him
I remember talking to my old modem
Imagining it's R2-D2
Wi-Fi everywhere - where are the good old cords?
The old evil Cord remains - he sings a song about pants
Children play with a shovel, but not in the sandbox;
After the word "shovel" I no longer want to laugh ...

[Verse: Cross]
There are no people in the library - everyone has digital books
Printing houses are emptying, print runs below
Sawmills are not needed - paper has become superfluous long ago
No need to save the logs - I already have so many exes!
You came to the party - there are many cool girlfriends
But you act like Santa - you climb the pipe
I painted graffiti to my friend - I almost died of boredom
There is no soul in the tablet! Durov
Bring back the rock carvings ...