Текст песни Свинья - Огуречный лосьон

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I woke up this morning, went to the grocery store
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I wanted to stand in a queue for wine
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I was so surprised, I was amazed
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When he was empty entrance to the grocery store
"What happened to it?" - I asked the Nightingale
Which, on reflection, I fell on me
When he regained consciousness, he heard a groan:
"The department gives cucumber lotion"

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How I love cucumber lotion
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Palatable cucumber lotion!
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How I love cucumber lotion
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The drink of the gods - cucumber lotion!

After listening to the lowing of asshole
I thought: "Do I have enough tridtsaka?"
I gave him a nasty zapadlo
Rob forty tons and hit the scoreboard
I ran, but some dude
I offered to go brew
"Do not you want for free?" - He asked me
But in my mind - only Lotion

I stood in a queue and decided to find out
In how many bottles we will give
Sometimes, three or maybe five
That's exactly what I wanted to know
In the company of smart, funny people
I listened to a lot of useful speech
I learned that the lotion - well, take at least a million
And then, finally, cucumber lotion!