Текст песни Студент - про Матан

Student - About Matan
In the distant faded Haevnya worth,
Trees surround it.
With high dream come to
And fly back with a bang.

That opened the door for a whole Pi.
Behind her stood integrals.
The student was unable to find the derivative,
He was the dean said,

"Go prove Cauchy's theorem!
Professor you unhappy.
And if you can not find the decisions then -
you will be dismissed from the university! "

I wanted to prove, but my knowledge is no more,
In front of him dizzy.
Saw scholarships fading light,
Fell - the heart is no longer beating.

Three days in the dean's office lay dead,
In Pythagoras wearing pants.
And in the blue hand he held the record book,
As if preparing for a response.

To the feet strapped him "Sopromat"
And in a matrix corpse wrapped
And instead of eulogy on him
Read Bernoulli's theorem.

Philosopher with knowledge of the matter said:
"The matter does not disappear!
Zagnetsya student - on his grave
The same burdock grows.

In vain did the old lady waiting for her son home,
To an engineer, he came back.
A son from her in a long time institiute
Triple integral bent.

In vain friends are waiting for a student in a pub,
In science, there are no miracles ...
Only a sine wave after wave of schedule
The x-axis runs.