Текст песни Сибирский Мастурбатор - Звезда, серп и молот

I woke up one morning with pain in the groin,
He pulled off his pants and looked at dick
I thought I had a pussy,
But on the penis burning star, the star!
In the center of it hammer and sickle shining
What forces have so punished
I picked cotton, moistened with cologne,
Rubbed his dick and even vzdrochil,
But the star still shone brighter and brighter,
I slipped out of fear dick on a blanket,
He said spell, looked at the cock,
But it does not change the situation,
Deeds!
I cried, I struggled head against the wall
I even tried to open his veins
His member was immersed in acetone and benzene,
Though well known, than it threatens me
I'm tired, I fell asleep and woke up only at night,
I dreamed - I masturbate to Red Square
And looking at the member, I screamed with joy:
The star, hammer and sickle disappeared like smoke,
Smoke!