Текст песни Семен Слепаков - Париж

So you tell me all the time:
I so want to see Paris
I want to see at least a little
See Paris and die.
And I answer you:
A ticket costs a thousand cu
And if you want to die like that
It’s cheaper to see Russia.
Now, if you see Vorkuta,
Caries in your mouth will break out
And how do you come to Vyshny Volochok -
Hair will immediately fall out in a bun.
Breathe in the air of the Eagle -
Dying of spasms of the throat
And if you suddenly walk along Rossosh,
That death will seem to you a luxury.
And here you are telling me:
I so want to see Paris ...
Look at Tyumen first
And barley will appear on the eye,
You visit the Great Luke -
Both legs and arms will be taken away.
At the shape of Yelets
The heart muscle will stop
And you will enter the beautiful Tver,
And the door to hell opens.
And here you are telling me:
I so want to see Paris ...
You go first to Langepas
Your pelvis will narrow in horror
And if you suddenly come to the city of Vyatka,
You’ll give a bribe for euthanasia.
And if you suddenly visit Vladimir,
You will see that the brontosaurus is not extinct,
And how do you call in Novgorod the Great,
You learn that the devil is two-faced.
And you all need and you need
About death and some kind of Paris.
But only I suggested to go to Klin,
You quickly orientated, damn it!
And taking a toothbrush with me,
Dumped with a new hahala to Paris.
Watch your Notre Dame de Paris
And I'll get off at the station in Tver.
You think I'm a greedy idiot
Not true - I'm a Russian patriot.
I will see the beautiful Tver,
Let the door open for me in hell
I'll breathe in the scents of an eagle
I love these throat cramps.
I’ll take a look at the outline of Yelets -
Burn the heart muscle with fire.
And I already rushed off to Langepas,
I never liked my basin.
From there I’ll go to Crystal Goose,
I needed a crystal eye for a long time,
And I will find an hour in Vyborg
I heard there is a cyborg woman.
I’ll also drop in to Sterlitamak,
I’ll ask God: “Well, why are you doing this?”
And you bitch, watch your Paris
And I want to die in Russia!
Go Russia!
Paris is shit!