Текст песни Сектор Газа - песня про тещу

I friends decided to marry the truth these are the cross
 Am
 I have a growing interest in the bride
 N
 Anadys brought her to her parents
 Em
 It was immediately clear that she liked them
 Em
 And she pinned me to her mommy
 Am
 She put a bubble on my son-in-law's drink
 N
 Stuffed pancakes with oil welded
 Em
 And I realized that she’s finally cool

 G D Am Em
My mother-in-law is affectionate
 G D Am Em
 My mother-in-law is caring
 G D Am Em
 You naughty young mother
 G d em
 What more to wish for children

The wedding flew like plywood over Moscow
 My mother-in-law became very very angry.
 I forgot the taste of moonshine
Mother-in-law says they do not need me to hell

To mother-in-law I pour 100 grams of mums with all my heart
 And she’ll not give a damn to me in a mug
 I do not want such a mother-in-law and enemies
 I lost 20 kilograms in 2 days

Mother-in-law is my angry pig
 Mother-in-law is my cow
 Kharya is angry, she wants to spit
 You need a second mother.

I can’t stand it and take a knife
 I drag my own in kind soon dunk
 I'll fly knock on the face
 In general, I will teach a second mother a little

I composed this song for exactly 10 years
 I hope all sons-in-law will say hello
 Mother-in-law blood sucks us like a vampire
 I hope that the whole world will sing to me in chorus

Mother-in-law is my angry pig
Mother-in-law is my cow
 Kharya is angry, she wants to spit
 A fig needs a second mother.