Текст песни С. Я. Маршак - Вот какой рассеянный

Here are some scattered

There was a man scattered
Outdoor pool.

He sat down on the bed in the morning,
He became a shirt to wear,
The sleeves stuck his hands -
It turned out to pants.

Here are some scattered
From the street, the pool!

Wear it became the coat -
They say to him, not that.
He began to pull leggings -
They say to him, not yours.

Here are some scattered
From the street, the pool!

Instead of caps on the move
He put on a frying pan.
Instead of boots gloves
He pulled himself on his heels.

Here are some scattered
From the street, the pool!

Once on the tram
He drove to the station
And the door opening,
Counselors said:

- Dear
Vagonouvazhaty!
Vagonouvazhaemy
Glubokouvazhaty!
No matter what
I have to go.
Can you have a tram
Station stop?
Counselor surprised -
Tram stop.

Here are some scattered
From the street, the pool!