Текст песни Ринат Шайморданов - Карловы Вары

I recently went to Karlovy Vary,
There is arbitrariness, there are Charles' customs.
There dwarfs rape dwarfs often,
And they are not taken to the police station.

The armless man walks there the Greek vagabond,
And the cancer is still eating his hand under the snag.
The merchant Prokop burned out there with dill -
The Georgians brought the car to Prokop.

I saw there in the shop at the antique dealer
Clarinet, what Clara stole from Karl
And clarinas beads on a Karlovy woman,
And the woman works as a waiter in a bar.

And Karl himself spoiled. Became a drug addict
Smuggler and music lover.
The contrabass will be smuggled all the way -
Jump on the ship and rush across the sea.

There his friend Gray and girlfriend Assol
Karlovy Vary salt is being brought to foreign countries.
Gray has two frigates in the roadstead.
And by the way, Gray Greke is a brother.

And Clara is a star in the Karlovy Vary ballet
She dances as a soloist to the sounds of a clarinet.
And though not what I stole from Karl,
But, all the same, she dances gorgeous.

And Karlovy Vary people are offended by the mayor -
For two years they don't see firewood in the yards,
For two years, the mayor does not bring them firewood -
Overgrown with the grass of the yard.

So don't go to Karlovy Vary,
There is arbitrariness, there are Charles' customs.
There dwarfs rape dwarfs often,
And they are not taken to the police station.