Текст песни Полковник и Однополчане - Гранитный камушек

I met a girl with a kid,
Cute like a guy - all with him,
But, mind you, a granite stone in his chest.
Until the end of me to listen, sit.

Membranes are not present in the ear - this time,
Secondly, one of the two glass eye,
Eats sausage with steel jaws
And besides, the adenoids in the nose.

Instead edges tin arc
Knee wooden leg,
Vertebrae on the metal pin
And an artificial kidney in a backpack.

Warts, hemorrhoids, tuberculosis,
Arrhythmia heart, liver cirrhosis,
Stuttering, cleft palate, encephalitis -
Do not touch, do not hug - all hurts.

In the lower part of the abdomen a large incision,
And it is really a shame to remember where the prosthesis.
In general, the horror, even today in the coffin of luggage,
Yes, even the granite stone in his chest.