Текст песни Почка на двоих - История о яйцах

I wanted to eat wildly
No food found at home
And so as not to die of hunger
I had to cut off the eggs
But it was not so easy
With an ax, swinging
Suddenly I realized
Scary aiming groin
Chopped them off, putting them on a tree stump
I almost lost my breath
I remember that day forever
In addition, the larva was postponed
Changing pants
Put my eggs in the ChSV oven
It only remained to wait to bake the eggs
When they got hot they became scary
But suddenly they came to life
Oven protective glass smashed
They opened my mouth
And by themselves they fed me
Since then I have gray hair on my head
And such a nasty squeaky voice
Since then I have gray hair on my head
And such a nasty squeaky voice