You're the only person who understаnds me
And you never beat me, though never defend me.
You can tell a lot about facial creams
The amazing hero of my dreams.
You're so pretty and you smell like a woman,
And you spread the recent gossips and rumors,
Wearing my stockings you run for champagne,
In the end everything is plain:
Chorus:
That's because you are gay
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.
That's because you are gay
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.
You enjoy shopping, heels and Madonna,
And you often ask me to call you Simona
You are "passive" and you are not rude.
My extraordinary fruit.
You avoid fighting and never get mad,
And you even got a lesbian cat
It's okay, but actually I'm sad:
You will never marry me, my friend.
Chorus:
That's because you are gay
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.
That's because you are gay
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.