Текст песни Павел Воля - Про каналы

In the evening, the whole country
He puts his ass on the couch
Take the plastic control
And the screen turns blue.
And there already passions boil
Someone in one niglyazhe
Someone somewhere again
Someone for something already.

I switch the channel
A man runs with an ax
From a woman running.
Baba goes yard
He catches up with her in any
And currently take lave
Intrigue is generally no
This channel NTV.

I switch the channel.
A man sits with a straight face
He immediately I zamanal
It is not clear what he tryndit
The figures float in the distance
River Flows digits
Nichrome is not clear at all
This channel RBC.

However, I switch the channel.
Revon to fack ABS
Revon to fack CNN
Revon to fack ACS
Revon to fack BBC
Revon to fack USA
Revon to fack EuroNews
It`s Russia to day.

I switch the channel.
Red rabbit runs.
Behind him the ball rolling,
So, the earth trembles.
Green flies gomodril.
And pink elephant farts.
I have nothing to not smoke
This channel Bibigon.

I switch the channel.
Cadets again twenty years.
In good jokes already
Good jokes there.
Actors CTC probably something give.
Father does not age at all,
A daughter does not grow.

I switch the channel.
Asphalt very evenly placed.
Kids all happy.
And pensions are growing rapidly.
There happy crest and Tajiks.
No traffic jams on the third ring.
Luzhkov is the best man.
Thank channel TVC.

I switch the channel.
Stars repeat with a star
Stars to the bull run
Ass trying to horn.
Here the star of stars stars
From Urganta to the Central Committee.
There are many zezdnyh stars.
Zvezdaty first channel.

I switch the channel.
Run away,
If you're not a star.
There is not one star.
We have television stars.

I switch the channel.
Opera, Bach and screaming.
This channel Culture
And I switch the channel.

Baba runs, followed by a woman runs
Behind her is not running man.
Behind her the woman really runs.
The guy behind the guy.
And select the area of ​​the pot.
This is not a porn channel
This channel Sport.

I switch the channel.
Again, a woman lies,
And therein lies a man,
And a man in a hurry.
He's doing this to her,
It does not fit in the head.
Thank you for the night air
Ren Channel.

I switch the channel.
Tiger running for beaver.
He runs away from the goat
But it lacks the fox.
Crocodile pulls egg
Bull deep pond.
Lion eats beaver.
Animal Planet is cool.

I switch the channel.
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It Alzazira.

And he favorite channel.
No one who is not running for.
A man without an ax
And the woman does not lie.
This is not the farts red elephant.
It does not fly gomodril.
This is my best favorite channel.
Though I do not smoke.
It is the most beautiful canal.
You can all say.
Do you want to sing ASS
And no one will zapikivat.
But a second later
We'll see you again.
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