Текст песни Пародия на Дедушку-Мороза - Дымоход

Cap, coat and beard
In the New Year I met the whole country
I do not like Santa Claus loves children
Yes, so I was stuck in the pipe? Well, maybe, but ...
She looks in my bag, and I - in her manners
I throw the kids, flying to her first
well behaved this year -
And I climbed it in your pipe.
Grandfather Frost settles the question
Red nose, not gifts WHO
In gopoty spermotoksikoz,
On the microphone Russian Grandfather Frost!
Not impressive narrow chimney
Ladies catches my thoughts turn
The plate shall be in a landfill, and the New Year
To construct a real chimney

Do you have a chimney? Celebrate the New Year!
Celebrate the New Year!
Not the size of the pipe - and then without presents!

I have a chimney, and come New Year!
And come the New Year!
Makes New Year my big chimney!

Merry Klizmas e Happy End New Eee
It does not sound already this greeting
Christian or you are Catholic
Or are you just Russian alcoholic?
Responsible for his speech and do Oven
To the New Year gift from her to remove
Relay accepted - no chimney
Hiding back the Christmas tree, gifts, too, no!
Your chimney sweep you clean the soot?
From the height of a large I notice I get on
If you want, I'll give you my check out the harness?
Dumb dirty masquerade of furnace black
Glad to offer their services
Santa Claus from the United States
But it will not work syllogism
The Russian brick chimney

Do you have a chimney? Celebrate the New Year!
Celebrate the New Year!
Not the size of the pipe - and then without presents!

I have a chimney, and come New Year!
And come the New Year!
Makes New Year my big chimney!