[Rose:] I can see what’s happening
[Jade:] What?
[Rose:] More obvious seen than heard
[Jade] Who?
[Rose:] They’re both in love and here’s the verdict now
They’ll never say a word.
[Jade:] Oh.
[Rose:] The looks when no one’s looking
Dave’s playing with his hair
Betwixt the bro hugs and no-homo’s
There’s something in the air
Can you feel the gay tonight?
The homo lust it brings
And maybe soon they’ll realize it
And go do boyfriend things
[John:] So many things to tell him
But how to make him see
The truth about my sexuality
He’ll never talk to me
[Dave:] There’s something that he’s hiding
But what prank will he play
Why won’t he just see through the irony
John, I’m fucking gay
[Rose:] Can you feel the gay tonight?
The homo lust it brings
Maybe soon they’ll realize it’s
Not a one sided fling
[Rose and Jade:] Can you feel the gay tonight?
You needn’t look too far
There is no deniability
Love is where they are
[Rose:] And if they both confess tonight
It can be assumed
[Jade:] They’re gone for good, the closet’s history
[Rose and Jade:] In short, John’s ass is doomed
