I see a bearded ninja
He’s sitting on the hill
His name is chuck Norris
It’s roos he’s tryin to kill
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous Ki-i-ick
I was watchin infomercials
On my big tv
Chuck Norris was workin out
With Christina brinkely
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous Ki-i-ick
Ev-volution
That is just a lie
There’s only a list of animals
Chuck allows to survive
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
If you see chuck Norris
He can see you to-oo
But if you can’t find him
He’s probably right behind you
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
Chuck can cure cancer
With his te-ears
Too bad he’s never shed one
In all his years
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
Don’t ever step outta line
Cuz he’ll put you in your place
The power of one roundhouse kick
Can be seen from outerspace
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
All soldiers do the push up
But chuck will make you fro-own
When he’s in the front
He pushes the earth do-own
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
If chuck and Brusly
Fought in a du-el
Some would bet on bruse
But they’d be a fo-ol
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
Chuck Norris chu-uck
Norris chuck Nor-ris
Chuck Norris chu-uck
Norris chuck Nor-ris
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
Don’t break the law in texas
You’ll put your life in dan-ger
Chuck norris’ second job
Is walker, texas rang-er
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
Thank chuck Nor-ris
That he kept the roos away
Please come and see us marchin
Cuz’ the grey wolves lead the way
Chuck nor-or-or-oris
Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
