I'm the computer man!
I'm the Macintosh man, with the virus scan.
Moving your files all across the land,
Some Photoshop photos and after dark,
Get your Microsoft office, express your quark.
Millions of colors with a view ram chip,
How about a system crash that will make you flip.
I'm the computer man!
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
I'm saying Windows 95 with this plug and pray,
The response you want you have to go the mac way.
Lock right on as a personal guest,
You have Macintosh software on your desk.
Sending an email with your request,
If it's hardware you want baby count to this.
I'm the computer man!
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
(Repeat 10 times)